I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
In America we eat man semen.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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