READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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