yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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