those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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