chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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