My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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