if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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