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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(617): You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable. http://tfl.nu/i02t

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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

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In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

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cunt.

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(678): So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile... (404): In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;) (678): cunt. http://tfl.nu/sbha

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(843): View more from South Carolina

there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.

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(843): there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done. http://tfl.nu/q1zr

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.

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(860): Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious. http://tfl.nu/hqob

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.

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(603): If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored. http://tfl.nu/j0xj

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(740): I am planning my day around naps and lesbians. http://tfl.nu/iw15

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.

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(904): Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience. http://tfl.nu/i4o0

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(631): View more from New York

4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.

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(631): 4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised. http://tfl.nu/mwr8

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(206): View more from Washington

My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.

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(206): My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in. http://tfl.nu/9rsk

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(513): View more from Ohio

So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.

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(513): So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks. http://tfl.nu/ufdq

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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.

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(818): Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors. http://tfl.nu/xlbe

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(269): View more from Michigan

You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors

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(269): You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors http://tfl.nu/85u5

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(716): View more from New York

she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world

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(716): she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world http://tfl.nu/4gui

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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.

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(843): As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed. http://tfl.nu/2ht0

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(713): View more from Texas

If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"

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(713): If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in" http://tfl.nu/euzu

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