it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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