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• (586): View more from Michigan

  apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...

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• (707): View more from California

  Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake

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