I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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