he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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