I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
