so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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