Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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