i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.