So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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