Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt