butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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