He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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