just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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