I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm always down for nudity.
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