I canโt believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." ๐ ๐๐ท
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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