I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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