Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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