One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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