Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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