is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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