Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize