I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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