Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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