Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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