i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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