i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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