Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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