does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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