i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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