His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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