this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
