i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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