It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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