We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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