It's just like the Real World with babies
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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