no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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