I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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Oh god it's open bar.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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