just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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