a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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