So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jerry, you need to find god
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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