ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
