I don't think brook has ever known best
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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