i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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