yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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