just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think my mom watched the whole time
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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