no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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