can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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