It's Friday. Sex?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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