Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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