I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just google imaged poop.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well I just put wine in my tea
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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